Monday, August 25, 2008

I Don't want to say Brodie Sucks......But.....



But......He Sucks! somebody ask me Saturday night why he is the starter for the Chiefs. The reason is simple. The Chiefs lost all six games Brodie Croyle started last year, so naturally he's their number 1 guy. He cracked the 200
yard threshold just once last year and he threw as many picks as scores. When Tyler Thigpen is a threat to your job you pretty much suck. I was reading Brodie Croyles personal bio and it was very sad. The bio is posted on the Kansas City Chiefs Website. and includes the following:

Participated in the February 2008 grand opening ceremonies at Bass Pro Shops location in Independence, Missouri.


Hosted a Turkey Trot Charity Hunt in April 2008 to benefit the Big Oak Ranch.


Serves as a spokesperson for Johnson County CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocates)


Wishes he didn't suck as bad as he does, dreams of being Damon Huard.


Isn't your football bio supposed to include like football stats, heroics or maybe describing a big win!




Now let me preference the next part of this with I am highly jealous..but you know you suck when your an NFL Quarterback and you google your name and your way hot wife comes up first..seriously try it! Kelli Croyle.....um wow! this finally gives us the answer to why he sucks....could you concentrate on football with this at home....1st of all I would never go to practice! I would stay home and practice! congratulations to Brody Croyle....he will never win an NFL game...but he will always have the hottest wife in the NFL!


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