Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Big Foot Discovery a Hoax -- Duh!!!

Like we didn't already know this...... first clue for me was that if someone really found Big Foot why would you only take 1 picture?? 2nd if your in the woods were these things live....um don't go in those woods!! There are only a couple of reasons why if Big Foot existed he has never been discovered......reason #1 -- he kills everyone that sees him! and reason #2 he doesn't exist!

now if this had been real can you imagine what people would say........Al Sharpton would have probably thought the killing was reacially motivated. Alanis Morrissette would have said his killing is Ironic...Don't you think. Dick Cheney would have said that Big Foot was really a terrorist and that is why we have to bomb Iran. Dr. Phil would have said to Big Foot "how does that make you feel". Miley Cyrus would have cuddled up next the carcus naked and then had people take photos! Barrack Obama would have announced that Big Foot was his running mate and did speeches about the two of them bringing about change! John Edwards would have admitted he had a short affair with Big Foot and that he would take a paternity test but Big Foot did not want him to! Ann Coulter would have talked about how her Uncle Cletus had his fireworks stand destroyed by a Liberal Big Foot and how Liberals never want to see the truth and believe he was real. Angelina Jolie would have rushed to adopt Big Foot! but enough about that....to me it looked like one of the "serious" trivia players at The Westport Flea Market"!!!

Tonight we kick off a new show in Lees Summit at Benchwarmers! DJ Josie brings the 1st show tonight at 8pm. team with the most points after 3 weeks heads to Xtreme Team Trivia Championship #7

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