Fortune Cookies?? and Week #1 starts Today!

I had Chinese Food for lunch yesterday, it was very tasty but then my weird thinking took over......I don't get fortune cookies. Don't get me wrong -- I don't have a problem taking advice from a cookie, but aren't there more reputable cookies around? Fortune cookies are pretty much the worst cookie ever. Why would you listen to a cookie that can't even get its own stuff together? Focus on being a halfway decent cookie for a while, and when you've got that down, come back and tell me about my hidden talents that will soon become obvious to those around me. An Oreo -- now there's a cookie I'd listen to. I'd take stock tips from an Oreo. And between you and me, if one of those Girl Scout cookies with the caramel and coconut told me to, I'd kill a man.

Week #1 starts tonight! If you live on the Missouri Side, Go Check out Sunday Nights at Side Pockets in Blue Springs as the Trivia Master of Xtreme Team Trivia is back at the Helm as DJ Mike Shortino is back as the Sunday Night host of Xtreme Team Trivia! Show time is 8pm in Blue Springs!

In the Northland, DJ AJ is bringing you the action at Mickey's Irish Pub. Show time is 8pm for week #1 Action.

DJ Gribble is Live tonight at 9pm at Side Pockets in Olathe!

And for you, I have to get up and go to work on Monday Trivia Players, Tanner's on 87th, show time is 7:30, 10 rounds of trivia, 3 montages, 10 sports bonus questions and the all important Wager Question, we will wrap everything up every Sunday Night by 10pm! so come out to one of KC's most competive shows Tonight!

Herman Edwards to accept Government Position!

3 Quarterbacks in 1 Quarter, now that is expert leadership! Starting Tyler Thigpen now that is expert leadership! These incredible decision's have not gone unnoticed. Rumors are swirling that Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach Herman Edwards will be ask by President Bush to become the new head of FEMA. The United States Government is impressed at how fast Mr. Edwards has evacuated 70,000 Fans from Arrowhead every Sunday! President bush is also impressed with his political quotes over the past years in fact the Iraqi Information Minister says he learned how to do his job from watching Herman Edwards!

"The only good thing about this is, it's only one season. It's not a bunch of seasons."

"I'm not a panic guy. I don't do that. Can't. When you're a leader, you can never panic, no matter what's happening. The building could be falling down. Fire could be going all places. Somebody has to make a decision on how to get out."

"That's always a concern with a player when he is injured. There's a difference between injury and pain. If a guy is injured, he’s injured. Guys can play with pain. Guys can't play when they are injured."

"You're positive going into this game, and excited, but you don't know."

"We’ll get better as the year goes on. We’ve got a young athletic front seven, and we play with a lot of energy and enthusiasm as a football team. I think that is what people will notice about us – but hopefully they won’t notice us for awhile."

"When you go to the prom, you go rent your tuxedo, you get one of those big limousines and you feel pretty good. The next day you come to school, you're driving a Volkswagen."

"When you're a head coach, you don't know where to stand. You're screwed up. You go on the field, no one's talking to you. 'Somebody's gonna talk to me.' You don't know what to do. So you go over and talk to the other head coach, and kind of shake his hand, then you go, 'Where do I stand?'

Edwards coached teams have always stuck rigidly to the Herm Playbook. This playbook consists of this: Run, Run, Pass, Punt. Edwards is on record as saying any drive that ends in a punt is a good drive

Sunday Night Week #1 of Xtreme Team Trivia Season #8 kicks off in Kansas City! Season #8 will be a Nine Week Competition & Their willl only be 6 Regional Finals! Xtreme Team Trivia Championship #8 will be held on December 14th!

Omaha, Side Pockets is rocking on Monday Nights with an average of 20 teams every Monday Night!

And in St. Louis, you now have 3 locations to play, Side Pockets, Hot Shotz & Harpos!